clusturfuck:

bloodgods:

brxxdxn:

thedailywhat:

Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
[@doraexploring.]

FUCK.



…….wut. oh god. Just…. oh god.

I mustache if you would like a cupcake?

The secret to happiness is low expectations.

— Barry Schwartz

(Source: saddest-summer)

fitnessiam:

facts about strawberries:

They give you whiter teeth. Ever heard of strawberries and baking soda as teeth cleaner? Try it. Put 1 large strawberry in a blender together with ½ teaspoon of baking soda and blend well. You can also mash the strawberry using a fork and mix the baking soda in. Use it like toothpaste and spread it on to your teeth gently. Leave it for 3-6 minutes and cleanse your teeth with water afterwards. Just make sure you brush your teeth with your preferred commercial toothpaste after so there won’t be strawberry stain or taste left.
Strawberries also prevent constipation and even colon cancer because they wash away harmful toxins in our intestines.
Strawberry consumption also increases memory.
Strawberry has antioxidants that protect our immune system. So try a strawberry dipped in melted chocolate for a double boost of disease-fighting antioxidants.
These red berries also keep our eyes bright. Studies on eyesight reveals that eating at least 5 strawberries a day could keep your vision clear.
Pregnant women may also get a good amount of folic acid from eating strawberries.
Plus, they taste like heaven.

saddest-summer:

Darth Vader Balloon

Put Your Moustache On. on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/22927677


Behold the Antarctic octopus!

The octopus, found at 2,394 meters below sea level (nearly a mile and a half down), of course, isn’t the first deep-sea—or the first vent-dwelling—octopus to be discovered. But it shares the same ghostly pallor as others that have been observed at similar depths. Why would these creatures, whose shallow-water cousins are so famous for their flamboyant camouflage, be slinking along as pale as a ghost?

Oh you know, just some things i fancy:)